He's busy shipping something.
not Marc
@notmarclol · definitely not verified
📍 nowhere near Bali · 💵 $0.00/month
🧢 0 startups built · ☕ 4 coffees deep
36 startups. $312k/month. Bali. We currently have four browser tabs open about him, and one of them is his Wikipedia page, which doesn't exist, which somehow made it worse. So we did the only rational thing: gave up on becoming him and built a machine that thinks like him instead. Feed it your crisis. It hands back a verdict, an experiment, and a deadline — no candle-lighting required.
Two people, same week, different numbers
#024
82% confidence
“I've been building an AI CRM for dentists for 3 weeks. $0 MRR. Should I keep going?”
An AI CRM for a niche you don't live in, weeks of code, $0. That's the 2018 movie. Distribution and payment are unproven. The model is not the moat.
→ Do not write another schema. Sell a Google Sheet and a weekly call. If dentists won't pay for that, they won't pay for your agents.
#025
88% confidence
“Revenue analytics for indie hackers. 12 paying customers, $400 MRR, 10 days in. Should I double down?”
People already pay. Two people paying is more interesting than a hundred signups. Now the software is allowed to exist.
→ Build only the part customers already bought. Nothing else gets a ticket.
What are you trying to figure out?
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Documented Marc facts, and real crises real people fed this thing — decided in public. Every verdict gets a URL. Nothing here is private.
For his first Hyrox race, Marc auctioned 10 tattoo spots on his own body as ad space. Bidding started at $1,000 and doubled per round.
He Sold His Own Ass
Literally. Stanley paid $20,000 specifically for that real estate. Higgsfield bought multiple other spots. Total raised: $112,062. We tried to buy him for free and got nothing.
He auctioned tattoo space on his own body and Stanley paid $20k for his ass specifically. Genius marketing or has the man completely lost it?
Both, Obviously
$112k for six brands to put logos on his skin for one race. Every marketer reading this is furious they didn't think of it first. That's the tell.
I've been building an AI CRM for dentists for 3 weeks. $0 MRR. Should I keep going?
Don'T Build
Don't write another schema. Sell a Google Sheet and a weekly call. If dentists won't pay for that, they won't pay for your agents.